September 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
4 posts
Her idealism will make pretty fertilizer when it dies.
– Katt’s friend Conan
April 2011
4 posts
I have a neck beard, too. That’s why I’m popular.
– John Kopp
Smells like sweat and daddy issues. -Dan Mihoerck.
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
3 posts
Those pictures of naked guys aren’t going to jerk off to themselves!
– Chris Kohler discussing why a certain person never comes out of their room.
God is the ultimate troll on the human race.
– Ben Yu
October 2010
4 posts
August 2010
3 posts
This is the best burrito ever! This place needs to be Zagat rated!
– Alex Hisaka (while drunk)
You taste like hapiness!
– Alex Hisaka
It’s hard to be mean when you’re not talking!
– Nick lamb
July 2010
2 posts
The Italians are the Spaniards of Europe
– Alex Navarro
I love unicorns shirts. They’re like the gay version of wolf shirts.
June 2010
2 posts
When the porn shoot is catered, you want be the FIRST person at the buffet.
– Chris Kohler
May 2010
3 posts
You know what’s wrong with your mouth? There’s not enough pork in...
– Tyler Wyngarner
Some days, you kick the wolfman in the nards, some days the wolfman kicks you.
– Laurence Hardin
Well, mine got burned in the great pancake fire of ‘98.
– Chris Ternus
April 2010
7 posts
Last night I was in the living room doing karate in slow motion as Matt was...
– Jess L.
I only do two things well. I take money from bitches, and I sell drugs to the...
– Pimp from Black Dynamite
March 2010
3 posts
I’ll be the blow job master for tomorrow. Done!
– Varian David
You don’t write love notes at the end of a polio joke!
– Nick Lamb
February 2010
4 posts
She needs the “bitch” fucked out of her.
– Jake
January 2010
6 posts