i’m in shocked that i never noticed that i haven’t posted the salsa phone. i am sorry - i have failed you salsa phone. i know, you’re not mad at me you’re just disappointed. which is worse than a mouthful of bees.

bees and glass.

wow. that’s actually a horrible mental image. good thing the salsa phone is here to make it all better. don’t hesitate to answer it when it rings ‘cause then you may miss your chance for salsa and missing salsa is way worse than the bee-glass-mouth thing. i’m not even going to tell how much worse it is it’s that bad.

when you absolutely positively need to kill every mutherfuckin fly on the road.

muni ninja. turtle hat style.

tie kitty is the mayor of tree town.

bonerparty:

anime looking babes are the raddest, because every day sounds exactly like this (and its all done in montage).

TRUTH. i’m going to set out a cardboard box-stick-rope trap with the entire collection of neon genesis evangelion underneath it to try and catch me one of these. hopefully she’ll have crazy boots and cat ears and know eight forms of kung fu.

unsurprisingly, it sells out every day.